I'm a lazy bastard. I'm so damn lazy that I won't get off the couch to attend the Delta Beta Bastard reunion in Raleigh this weekend. I'm just going to sit on my ass in Oklahoma and drink myself to death while wearing sweatpants on the couch and rubbing my bald AF head.
The bastards on both of sides of me in this picture are going. But I'm not. It's too much effort. Mbah.