Okay, this was cute, I admit. But A) It was supposed to be just me (as in I give your life meaning)...I have no idea where this "my kids" bull is coming from, man.

B) Find that design already, woman!

C) As a young person addicted to coffee, I resent this. I really do. Fucking ageism from your own parents...

D) I shall bake a cake, jeez, no need to embarass me on the blockchain!

Oh and...

actually, it was @honeydue who infected me with the virus

A good reason why the answer should've been @honeydue. Oh well, you never learn...