Psy-Ops _ Weakening The Will Of The Enemy, One Deadly Creature At A Time #1. The Cassowary

in #teamaustralia7 years ago (edited)

Psy-Ops - Tactics intended to manipulate one's opponents or enemies, such as the dissemination of propaganda or the use of psychological warfare.

#1. Introducing The Cassowary. Deadliest bird in the world. It is a veloceraptor that wears a helmet and can swim. It hates you and wants to kill you. Why? Just because it can. And it is on #teamaustralia in the upcoming #steemwars

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Training camps of these, what have been quoted to be "Dinosaur-shark-birds", have been in long use, but the cruelty of using such a vicious weapon has until now, been forbidden by every convention on every continent by everyone. But their time has time. The lifting of restrictions by the UN regarding birds of war means we have already won.
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Psy-ops #2 The Paralysis Tick https://steemit.com/teamaustralia/@diginaut/psy-ops--weakening-the-will-of-the-enemy-one-deadly-creature-at-a-time-2-the-paralysis-tick

Imagery of leaked top secret, training footage retrieved from Google Images.

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Damn you don't want to receive the wrath of those claws....
I heard too that they attack the cars when they see themselves in it!
Crazy animals..

I had no idea they were so dangerous until I lived in North Queensland. Never mind the crocs as much as the cassowaries I was told.

Round up the Cassowaries @diginaut and get them on the planes. Loved it. Up-voted 100% and resteemed! SK.

Thanks. To be fair, these foreigners need to know what they are up against. Cease and desist steemit enemies of #teamaustralia, there are more deadly creatures to come.

Velociraptors that wear helmets, and want to kill you "just because they can".

I hadn't even heard of these things but just look at their talons! Holy ****

All 6 inches of pure pain.

Haha, these things live near me ,they attack and scratch the cars when they see their reflections ,they get even angrier if they think your not Australian.

Exactly. Nice psy-ops back up there #steemwars

Bahhahahahha!! Love it and would not wanna have to face it!

PNG may have birdsowar as well so need to keep an eye out XD

Oh... I didn't think this through properly did I?LOL

Well PNG is not in the war so I think we'll be fine XD and either way our birdsowar should be able to match theirs XD

Those will make a nice Thanksgiving day feast! We have hacked into their central nervous system to train them to attack their point of origin. Kind of like a boomerang, if you're familiar with them? It's only fair to warn you.

Touche swenger. But we have another weapon. Small, climbs in your butt hole.

Not a problem, I have coworkers who do that to the boss all the time. ;)

You had me at psy-ops! Good post. 😂

Best way to win is to not fight Haha.

Love it :) Don't we have the best cute and fluffy fauna on our team :) lol

hahahaha, these are awesome! lol

Thanks Dude. You set the bar pretty high with the Star Wars gifs, so that means a lot coming from you.

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