Ha! Hilarious! If every terrible Steem-bloater post was as hilariously begrudging as this... we'd all have a super fun time filling out Steemcleaner Abuse reports instead of the borzo admin task it currently is.

I was the one that asked about your name, but in my defense I didn't get the connection until Scooter said something... then it alllllllll made sense.

Aw man, you're really good at the lie thing... so many of them have easily adjustable quantities. I can totally writing an entire post to say "I actually went to 11 schools" or "I haven't owned a car since 2012". I'm going to guess that number 10 is the lie. I have literally never seen a US customs officer smile, or act in any manner that implies a human is in there. Although I am a dude, so y'know, probs good at smuggling or similar.

Well, this was great - even if you hated it, the rest of us loved it - so, worth it... and I've always liked how friendly and wavey your bitmoji girl is.

Would you consider #thefingerb&wchallenge? Lots of great entries so far... It's 5 black and white photos of you giving the camera the finger... I'd upvote it.