Little Pigs, Little Pigs, Let Me In!!!!

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Here is my Contest Entry:

Once upon a time, in a galaxy about 12 miles away, there lived a Wolf. He was no ordinary Wolf, however, for he was a Superhero with vast Super Powers.

One day he was forced to defend the Universe against a baser Evil that none had ever known before. The Piglet Three were masters of malice, and were on a journey of conquest and hatred.

The Wolf flew far and wide to find the Piglet Three. He found the first on a world made of straws. Pipes and tubes ran the length and bredth of the land. Here he followed the word of the citizens to find the Straw Castle, where the Piglet One lived.

He knocked hard on the doors.

"Little Pig, Little Pig! Let me in!" shouted the powerful Wolf.

The first Piglet snarled, "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!"

Well, Super Wolf inhaled as much air as he could muster. The sky dimmed from the feat. The clouds pulled closer. Gravity diminished and the castle pulled apart and floated away.

Piglet One, wild-eyed, fled in fear through a vortex of blue clouds. He fled to another world in search of his brethren.

So now there were two Evil Piglets on the same world, one formed of dense Forests and Waterfalls. The were both in Piglet Two's mansion made of bamboo and petrified wood. Breathing in would not work for this travesty of monolithic destruction.

He knocked hard on the doors.

"Little Pigs, Little Pigs! Let me in!" shouted the powerful Wolf.

The Piglets both snarled, "Not by the hairs on our chinny-chin-chins!"

Super-Wolf concentrated and inhaled deeply. A powerful beam of light penetrated past the petrification and burned through the many layers of wood. Smoke trailed upward. Fires blossomed. The petrified framework of the mansion walls fell over where the wood no longer held it together.

Both Piglets jumped out of a corner, fear in their eyes. They piled quickly into a small starship and blasted off to their next destination. Super-Wolf followed, hot on their curled tails. They wound up on a small planetoid made of stone, cement, and steel. A single skyscraper stood tall against the stark metallic glow.

He knocked hard on the doors.

"Little Pigs, Little Pigs! Let me in!" shouted the powerful Wolf.

The Piglets all snarled, "Not by the hairs on our chinny-chin-chins!"

Super-Wolf battered against the door and it clanged hollowly to their laughter inside. He inhaled deeply without affect. He tried to burn it down with his heat rays, but the beams just reflected out into the darkness of space.

Super-Wolf retreated. He flew to the outer darkness and floated, thinking.

Then he saw his chance as the Piglet Three left the confines of the skyscraper to dance and celebrate their win. He sent a powerful beam of light straight into the group. Sizzling and popping sounds echoed. The skyscraper heated up and baked the Piglet Three from the sides. When all was said and done, all that was left was Bacon.

This is why Bacon is really Evil.

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