[WA]

I stand before the Committee, having received the same memo as everyone else.

"Arch Dafter, of Decassatus descent, in case the ear's didn't give it away. You made the right call in inviting me here today, as they say, it takes a thief to catch a thief. Cat's may always land up their feet, but we of the Decassatus, the ground rises up to meet our step, we never fall to need to land. The universe guides our paths, and today, it brought me here to you."

I am distracted by a scuttling across the room.

"Oh my, what a cute spider!"