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/ _ _| 1/ NO COCKSUCKING ON DUTY
(\'('\/') 2/ WHEN IT HURTS YOU YOU'VE
______/( >(__ BOUGHT IT
/`- \ \_=__| `\ 3/ ARTISTS FORMERLY KNOWN AS
/ /__( _____\ _____ PRINCESS MUST OFFER FREE
/_ \.____ ," "." ",__ BLOWJOBS
| / _\__/_ - / \ 4/ IF ANYONE CALLS YOU BETTY
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) / / \__\ - | 5/ NO ONE LIKES A SORE DICK
'-.__|_/ ///| I VI | (TOO MUCH JERKING)
\_ | | | 6/ HE WHO SMELLS IT FIRST
| | II VII | DEALT IT
\ | | | 7/ WHEN I POUND MY NUTS WITH
/ | III VIII | A HAMMER IT BRINGS ME
\ | | | CLOSER TO GOD
\_ | IV IX | 8/ I FORGET
\| | | 9/ ONCE UPON A TIME I ATE
| V X | RABBIT SHIT
|______b'ger______| 10/ THERE IS NO SPOON