Tickle of a Horny Wizard
A Paranormal Romance
by The Invisible Man

Dick Slocumb suspected something was a little off when his brave mother tried to tickle him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly grateful horny wizard, Enorma Skankk, that his life finally began to make sense.

However, Enorma proved to be pointy and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with thinking. Dick soon learnt that Enorma had taken an oath never to smoke a human being.

When Dick's brave mother is injured in a flying accident, Dick realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Enorma's sharp teeth and black fur, Dick finds himself falling for the horny wizard. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.

One night, a werewolf appears before Dick and warns him of a darkness within Enorma. The werewolf gives Dick the giant knife - the only weapon that can defeat a grateful horny wizard.

Will Dick find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly uncomfortable? (Hint: yes!)

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