Stick Your Hideous and Manky Job, Justin Heras
by The Invisible Man

Dear Justin Heras,

I have some news, which I think you will find chewy.

Over the last year, I have found working for The Bluth Company both hideous and manky.

It's fair to say that my PA is bright and the support staff are amazing, but this has not stopped me from finding the work hideous.

I have really enjoyed running with my PA and stealing big pens from the fridge. But all good things must come to an end.

As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a rock star have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a guitar. I dream of getting up in the morning and walking, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a pair of scissors and I'm almost there.

Thus I must resign from my job as a caddy, to pursue my true calling as a rock star.

In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of diligence, which is why I leave with a chewy heart.

Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a sexist future.

Yours sincerely
Jed I. P. Impe

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman