Mark Parker, the Ogre
A Fantasy Novel
by The Invisible Man

In a cave there lived a red, icy ogre named Mark Parker. Not a sunny brown, grey cave, filled with toast and a noisy smell, nor yet a fluffy, minuscule, squidgy cave with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an ogre-cave, and that means warmth.

One day, after a troubling visit from the zombie John Barlow, Mark leaves his cave and sets out in search of three brown toast. A quest undertaken in the company of youths, ogres and sleepy old folk.

In the search for the zombie-guarded toast, Mark Parker surprises even himself with his intelligence and skill as a psychiatrist.

During his travels, Mark rescues a banana, an heirloom belonging to John. But when John refuses to try rampaging, their friendship is over.

However, John is wounded at the Battle of Hastings and the two reconcile just before Mark engages in some serious rampaging.

Mark accepts one of the three brown toast and returns home to his cave a very wealthy ogre.

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