Making love Like Two Shiny Cows

Dear Madam Dick Burns,

I cherish the river, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a lovely fool. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than a lovely fool.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you sexing in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous moaning skills.

You have fingers like strong squashes and the most scrummy armpit I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to kick those strong squashe fingers and mash that scrummy armpit.

You're so special with your scary ways. The way you handle your creepy second cousin shows great patience and sensitivity.

I know that to you I'm just a sexy horny king but I think we could be happy together, making love like two shiny cows.

Please, say you'll be mine Madam Dick Burns!

All my love
Mike Hunt

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The Invisible Man
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