Gerald Fitzpatrick, the Robot
A Fantasy Novel
by The Invisible Man

In a tent there lived a curvy, violent robot named Gerald Fitzpatrick. Not a spiky carefree, frantic tent, filled with glasses and a magic smell, nor yet a warped, passionate, scheming tent with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a robot-tent, and that means happiness.

One day, after a troubling visit from the dragon Ivana Havesex, Gerald leaves his tent and sets out in search of three dirty bees. A quest undertaken in the company of elves, fairies and hairy witches.

In the search for the dragon-guarded bees, Gerald Fitzpatrick surprises even himself with his resourcefulness and skill as a computer programmer.

During his travels, Gerald rescues a gun, an heirloom belonging to Ivana. But when Ivana refuses to try jumping, their friendship is over.

However, Ivana is wounded at the Battle of Four Armies and the two reconcile just before Gerald engages in some serious jumping.

Gerald accepts one of the three dirty bees and returns home to his tent a very wealthy robot.

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