Enough With Your Booming Sexy Husband and Untidy Fat Daughter
by The Invisible Man

Dear Penny Tration,

I have always felt assart living near to you. You are the most Angina neighbour a person could ever meet.

Therefore, you must understand how difficult it has been for me to approach you with this matter.

I'm afraid I can no longer stand your loud music.

I lay in bed last night, trying to sleep, and all I could think about was how your sexy husband is too booming and your fat daughter way too untidy. I had a nightmare that you burst in through the window brandishing a husband collar

I have to insist that you take action to stop your loud music from upsetting me. I demand that you trim the lawn then varnish the fence.

And while we're on the matter, I'm finding your inconsiderate husband increasingly inexcusable. This is not the kind of behaviour I expect from somebody living in a pleasant neighbourhood like Penny Tration.

If you don't rectify the situation I shall have no choice but to call the coast guard and post photos of your loud music on Facebook.

Furthermore, I have close ties with gangsters and I won't be be afraid to cash in a few favours if you don't comply with my demands.

Thanks
Rueben Z. Clitz

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman

Enough With Your Booming Sexy Husband and Untidy Fat Daughter
by The Invisible Man

Dear Penny Tration,

I have always felt assart living near to you. You are the most Angina neighbour a person could ever meet.

Therefore, you must understand how difficult it has been for me to approach you with this matter.

I'm afraid I can no longer stand your loud music.

I lay in bed last night, trying to sleep, and all I could think about was how your sexy husband is too booming and your fat daughter way too untidy. I had a nightmare that you burst in through the window brandishing a husband collar

I have to insist that you take action to stop your loud music from upsetting me. I demand that you trim the lawn then varnish the fence.

And while we're on the matter, I'm finding your inconsiderate husband increasingly inexcusable. This is not the kind of behaviour I expect from somebody living in a pleasant neighbourhood like Penny Tration.

If you don't rectify the situation I shall have no choice but to call the coast guard and post photos of your loud music on Facebook.

Furthermore, I have close ties with gangsters and I won't be be afraid to cash in a few favours if you don't comply with my demands.

Thanks
Rueben Z. Clitz

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman