An Exciting and Muscular Welshman
By The Invisible Man
A Christmas Song

Last Christmas, I gave you my teddy
But the very next day, you set it on fire
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Selena Gomez

I'm dreaming of a loving Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the fairy lights glisten and grandparents listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

You were generous
You were slender
Monarch of France
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the grandparents they were singing
You asked me to kick
And then we did giggle

But then last Christmas, I gave you my teddy
And the very next day, you set it on fire
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Selena Gomez instead

You're stupid
You're manky
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas barbecue
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas barbecue,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some mince pies
And me and Selena Gomez will giggle

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about fancy jewellery
I just want Selena Gomez for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Selena Gomez

Oh, Selena Gomez yeah, oh Selena Gomez yeah
Selena Gomez the Welshman is an exciting, muscular soul
Selena Gomez the Welshman is a fairy tale they say

Selena Gomez baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
Selena Gomez baby, won't you giggle with me tonight?

So here it is, loving Christmas
Everybody's here to kick
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a loving Christmastime
Simply having a loving Christmastime

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman