A Muscular and Lovable Englishman
By The Invisible Man
A Christmas Song

Last Christmas, I gave you my biscuit
But the very next day, you threw it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Superman

I'm dreaming of a magical Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the stockings glisten and elves listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

You were kind
You were strong
Monarch of Scotland
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the elves they were singing
You asked me to cuddle
And then we did giggle

But then last Christmas, I gave you my biscuit
And the very next day, you threw it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Superman instead

You're patronising
You're freaky
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas fire
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas fire,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some turkey
And me and Superman will giggle

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about expensive cars
I just want Superman for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Superman

Oh, Superman yeah, oh Superman yeah
Superman the Englishman is a muscular, lovable soul
Superman the Englishman is a fairy tale they say

Superman baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
Superman baby, won't you giggle with me tonight?

So here it is, magical Christmas
Everybody's here to cuddle
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a magical Christmastime
Simply having a magical Christmastime

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman