Hmm, let me think of other terrible ways to get gold, do a vs refining old electronics, i've seen guys spend so much time dismantling stuff for minute pieces, plus it's so dangerous.
Or maybe one about all those people that claim you can extract it from the ocean water.
Even better, go to outter space and mine some asteroids...lol.
This is getting really fun now,
Goldmoney for the win!