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RE: Collaborative Steemit Post!
As the ship slowly approached the glistening yellow object, it was as if it awakened. The hump of gold started moving! What part was showing above the water submerged below the surface but more was coming out of the water to take its place. Almost like the motion of a... snake?... SCALES! "Thar be dragons, Cap'n" yelled the deckhand from the mast.
As the yell faded, the dragon emerged. His scales were glistening gold, his eyes pure disdain. And as his head soared above the tallest mast of the ship, he looked at Goldbeard. "Is it me you're looking for, pirate?"
Captain looked up from his last slice of delicious cornbread and found himself eye to eye with the beast! His heart sank as the crew drew arms around him. Would dragon’s fire be their fate today?
But suddenly something remarkable happened. Instead of toasting the captains cornbread, the dragon snuffed and puffed and then said...
"Is that gmo? I like cornbread... but I don't know about that Monsanto stuff." Goldbeard frowned and said "I don't know, but it's pretty tasty. Wanna bite?" The dragon said sure and...
... you know, what we really need to go with this? with that the dragon breathed a fireball and toasted the cornbread, then in one smooth motion pulled out from below deck a barrel of avocados. Everyone thanked the dragon for making avocado toast possible.