And the Apostle Peter saith:

"8 But do not overlook this one fact, beloved, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day." - II Peter 3:8

And @countrygirl saith:

"....mind you, a day on the internet is like a week or so. - @countrygirl

(Sorry, @countrygirl, I just couldn't resist the comparison... ) ;)