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RE: Collaborative Steemit Post!
... apparently they were to find out that they were not the only ones who loved gold... Pirates who sailed the 7 seas loved gold AND beans AND cornbread. The pirates weren't affected by the crash at all, all their assets where in ships, cannons and treasures. One such pirate was called Goldbeard...
One fateful night, when the waves crashed against Goldbeard's ship at sea, his crew alerted him of a strange occurrence. On the air floated the smell of cornbread, and at the horizon, a small speck of golden shine could be seen. He felt the waiting song of Glory and smiled, his golden teeth shining under the moonlight.
Lighting up some of the wooden remnants of the shipwreck as torchlight, Goldbeard decided to see things for himself, and under the thick darkness of the night, the fire 🔥 radiated nothing but Gold as he makes his way to the discovery with his mouth left ajar 😂 brandishing his Hard earned Golden teeth.
As the ship slowly approached the glistening yellow object, it was as if it awakened. The hump of gold started moving! What part was showing above the water submerged below the surface but more was coming out of the water to take its place. Almost like the motion of a... snake?... SCALES! "Thar be dragons, Cap'n" yelled the deckhand from the mast.
As the yell faded, the dragon emerged. His scales were glistening gold, his eyes pure disdain. And as his head soared above the tallest mast of the ship, he looked at Goldbeard. "Is it me you're looking for, pirate?"
Captain looked up from his last slice of delicious cornbread and found himself eye to eye with the beast! His heart sank as the crew drew arms around him. Would dragon’s fire be their fate today?
But suddenly something remarkable happened. Instead of toasting the captains cornbread, the dragon snuffed and puffed and then said...
"Is that gmo? I like cornbread... but I don't know about that Monsanto stuff." Goldbeard frowned and said "I don't know, but it's pretty tasty. Wanna bite?" The dragon said sure and...
... you know, what we really need to go with this? with that the dragon breathed a fireball and toasted the cornbread, then in one smooth motion pulled out from below deck a barrel of avocados. Everyone thanked the dragon for making avocado toast possible.
I don't know how deep we can go but I like gold more than silver. Do you know why gold turns it color to black. We are facing this problem. The 24 carat gold turns in black. Can this happen because of too much impurities added like bronze.
... He had appitite for only one thing, "Gold". Recent crash and the mayham caused by it has provided him with an excellent opportunity to make his ancestors proud...
Nothing beats aura created by gold for it is the currency of the gods. The pirates has seen it all, language of the world is known to them.