Stinky the Cat is quite certain she is Queen of the Universe. Which means if I say something to embarrass her, it will no-doubt make her 'flush'. Then I can trade you a Royal Flush for your ideal pair.

That is a funny cat joke I just made up on my own. (Please don't tell Stinky the Cat I said that. If she ever got wind I even joked about trading her in, she would not understand. Plus, I have to go to sleep at night).