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For some reason, when I first read that, it came out as "cat's dislike circus tents." Besides needing some heavy analysis on why THAT popped into my head first, the other part WOULD be related to cats.

For example: How many cats in history have run off to join the circus in the past? How many big-tent cattivities (cat activities...think major acts in the big ring) have been put forth in the old days of Barnum and Baily and the like? Cat on a tiny bike? Cat shot out of the giant cannon into the net? Cat Clown sidekick? Maybe putting your pet mouse's head into the small cats mouth? Guess the weight of the chubby cat? I think some historical research is in order here.

Stinky the Cat just reminded me here that no cat worth it's 17 cents worth of Kibble would even consider lowering itself to these sort of "falderaugh-ish actions of the self deprecation-al absurd" (her words, not mine). So, maybe you should forgo any further, time-wasting exercises of looking into this world for catfact research. A large 'nevermind' is in order here.

Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.

A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.

What about leaping tall buildings and speeding locomotives?

Cats dislike citrus scent.

A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.

I'm pretty sure you are insulting women here, by leaving them out of this equation. I asked Stinky the Cat what she about this. All she replied was 'duh'. I'm pretty sure this is in reference to the whole brain thing, and her being smarter than a dog. Not related to gender-bias issues.

Plus, we think she is actually an Egyptian Fell Dog. So the whole idea of saying a cat, that is actually more of a dog, is smarter than a dog, probably puts her in a real dizzying, existential conundrum. At least that is what I think of all this. She is no longer in my office, to finish this thought. Someone just knocked on the front door, and off she went to investigate. Like I said, more of a dog than a cat, but smarter than a dog.

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