Secret message from @sirknight to #teamaustralia decoded and exposed
Some of you may have recently viewed a post by @sirknight appearing to be an innocent report on his visit to the science museum while being detained by the Canberra. It is far from innocent, it was a coded message to his troops, #teamaustralia commanding strategic battle movements.
Here is a walk through of the encrypted message. The first picture of the Moire patterns was an instruction to superimpose the next two pictures.
If the image of the Enemy Refractor Locator (ERL) was superimposed over the picture of the Cyclonic Magnetism (which represents a clock), the tallest bloke in the ERL photo would be pointing at the 9:00 position on the clock.
The Groovy Laser Devices show the horizontal line retreating from the vertical line.
The final pictures of the treed kaola bear (which seems harmless, but according to research, can give Australians chlamydia), and the two kiwis peering over the bush complete the puzzle.
Now, to put the pieces together and pull a "Snowden" by revealing the secret messages, which the public has a right to know, especially on a transparent platform such as Steemit.
In reverse order, #teamnz (the two kiwis) has spotted the advancing #teamaustralia, and has them treed. The lasers communicate the order from @sirknight to retreat, and the superimposed pictures give the time of the retreat, 9:00. Good work teamnz in blocking the advance and causing a retreat!
@sirknight, I am surprised that you underestimated Colonel Hogan's ability to dispatch coded messages and decode received encrypted messages. Now I will be doubling my bribe to the Canberra to demand a gag order through sequestration and removal of all communication devices belonging to the dangerous tyrant known as @sirknight.
Signing off, Colonel Hogan- Team USA
We need a complete overhaul of our coding system Team Australia. SK.
Trust us teamusa if we were going to use a bird in our coded messages or battle plans it would be a cassowary! They got a temper on em'
I thought the Geneva Convention forbade the use of Cassowaries in battle because it was cruel and inhumane to the enemy! ;)
I think we would be okay.
Nice! I love the fierce look in the eye of the eagle.
Indeed...and the concentration level...spot on!
The restrictions came about in the Nuremberg Trials when it was discovered the extent of the cruelty involved in teaching a chicken to cross the road carrying top secret documents. It was never about the harm to humans.
The restrictions have been lifted since it discovered that birds are modern day dinosaurs, some of them really mean bastards, the cassowary being the most prominent example of this.
And the internet has seen the Nazi chicken experiments long gone. Birds of war are back on the legal weapons list.
https://steemit.com/teamaustralia/@diginaut/psy-ops--weakening-the-will-of-the-enemy-one-deadly-creature-at-a-time
Curses! The Kiwis were cunningly disguised as emus!
Maaate..... your decoding ability leaves a lot to be desired!!
Decoding 101. Do not confuse Emu's with Kiwis - it will make you look like a real Dick and blow your whole theory out of the water!!
Have you never heard of disguise? They wouldn't have been able to infiltrate #teamaustralia and repel them if they were wearing their kiwi outfit.
You don't get it, both the circling Whistling Kite above and the Frilled Neck Lizard below are highly sensitive to infiltrators. There is no way a couple of Kiwis could ever try to disguise themselves as Emus and get through their guard! Seriously, a short dumpy bird with a long beak trying to pass itself off as a tall majestic fast moving bird 5 x it's size....pull the other one!!!
Albatross!
Actually, on closer inspection, it turns out that it's a Pink & Grey Galah.
My mistake, which makes me a real "Galah" (we all know the Aussie Slang meaning for that!)
Alabatross put's you in the "Galah" club as well.
Very clever! Though i question your animal identification 😆
They are masters of disguise.
This was too good. If we weren't in a battle I'd take my
hathelmet off to you for this. 😆Don't worry. He missed all the illuminati symbolism. We still have them on the run.
I can continue with my aluminium hat yes?