Steem Wars Day 1: Elements: TeamAustralia Submission by Private Shazza

So any of you good people who are already thinking about defecting to TeamAustralia, there are a few things you need to know.

We are an outdoorsey type over here. You know sit in the front yard with a coldie in a stubbie holder and watch the world go by! But we've cracked the secrets to making the most of the crazy elements that get thrown at us day in and day out. We are a tough lot!

Here are a few tips you need to know if you are going to settle in to this great country of ours and assimilate :)

Got a furry little visitor you didn't invite? The Huntsman spider is well known for taking up residence on a wall of your house, usually above the bed so your wife goes batshit crazy throwing shoes and screaming for the hairspray? (Well that's what I do anyway)

No problem, the average Australian male has got this covered!

Find your car wont start? Who needs a mechanic? Between you and your best mate any problems should be a cinch to work out.

It's important not to pay for overpriced imported appliances, save the cash for more beer. Every centerlink cent counts.

And finally get out in the wild - get back to nature, go camping.. enjoy this bit of earth called Australia. She's a beaut land so hop in the ute and go bush!

So I hope that gives you an idea of what is expected. If you still want to defect..come on over! She'll be right mate!

Hero Standard by: @shellyduncan aka Private Shazza

Til next time

Steem on with Love and Light

Thanks to @bearone for creating my beautiful teamaustralia banner which I love sooooo much! Don't forget to check out her posts and show her some love as well.

Joining Steem Wars? See Here for rules and survival guide
https://steemit.com/steemwars/@sirknight/steem-wars-the-rule-book-and-survival-guide

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