This sounds awesome!

I will throw my services out there for any Captain who needs a lose cannon of a writer whose Primary weapon is fear and surprise, Surprise and fear... my two main weapons are surprise and fear and ruthless efficiency! My THREE chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Steem. My four... no.. among my weapons are a fanatical need to make people laugh.

Sign me up Scotty!