Getting Back to Basics with the Silver Assassin

Hi friends!

Well i’m happy to announce i’m mostly continent again lol! The last 4 days have been brutal — my ass has been an unpredictable bio-hazard! I was able to have a coffee this morning and even take Charlie to school with little fear i would disgrace myself by leaking any loose turds out of my pant leg.

But i digress.

Instead, it was back to basics with the silver assassin. Leon James was in fine form this morning. Winking at the ladies on the bus and even waving goodbye with one hand, while the other cradled the sawed-off under his blankie.

He only appears to be sleeping...

We hit up that spot across from Fatburger — you know the one — and after our wheelin’ and dealin’ was done i had a moment of... “maybe i could handle it...” but my bowels said no, so we walked — no sense tempting physiology with a misplaced and superfluous Cheeseburger. That, and after seeing what Vulcan and The Bear are up to, my meagre snacks would be an embarrassment to talk about — did you know the Bear just sat down and ate 15 tacos with hot sauce — without even a pang of doubt? My fat and hairy carcass bows down gentlemen!!!

So let’s get to the goods — ol’ Leon was a shrewed customer today. We left 5 Sunshine bars and one “C” series Matthey bar on the table and walked with these:

Hoot! A JM King Koil and an Engel Scotia Bank, as well as another low # honey. All for generic!

I tell ya folks, this kid is a born natural! And avid supporter of ssg too!

I’m on the way to Grandma’s house to drop him off for a few hours while i get out there and meet some work obligations, but i tell ya, if we had hit up the LCS today, there was gonna be blood!

Cheers everybody! I hope yer all having a great day and rolling with the punches! I feel like we are entering a silver & goldenage for all things #steemsilvergold and that includes my continuing infatuation with the one known as Stax.

Oooomph! You go girl!!!

Cheers! from @thedamus
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