Fresh Silver Alert! — and #8 from *One Track Mind — and some schadenfreude😳😜😂

Hi Friends!

It’s been a long while since i made a purchase at my fave lcs, and i’ve been jonesing. Well, the stackitus raised to a fever pitch today and i could resist the temptation no longer. My buddy P was there and he had some ‘67 Wolf 50’s and a shit ton of Mackerals. But i already been there and done that, lofl, so i passed.

I wound up with a (what i consider) smokin’ deal on an Engelhard and a cool generic “universal trade unit” round to add to my teetering stack.

I got the Engelhard for $24.50cad

The round for $20.50

All in $45!

So not like the best freakin’ deal ever or anything, but damn-shit! “Any” and every genuine silver Engelhard product is doing nothing but get more desirable! Or at least that’s what the delusional stackitus tells me 😁😂🤣

I know it’s only 1 oz but i’m always a little giddy after acquiring more E!

So yeah, that happened 😁🤩😁

And then...Fak! A steering issue i’ve been procrastinating over reared it’s ugly head today and started letting me know it was really time. Well i’m not gonna’ mess around — my kids ride in the volvo — so i took it in to the local shop. but how am i gonna’ deliver tonight’s installment of One Track Mind?

I don’t wanna’ drive it! Because i am responsible, and i don’t wanna’ end up in a situation like this:

Been there, and done that too! And it ain’t no fun (no it ain’t no fun!)

Here’s the schadenfreude...

Is this real? Hilarious either way...

So i’ve decided to post anyways! I grabbed Mrs. D’s keys and just walked up the street. Sat my ass down in my own ride and figured I would venture
Into the avant garde of filmaking and just point my perspective at a non-distinct restaurant, and employ the unwitting as background performers in my Magnum Opus of a new art form called: “Arrested-@stokjockey-motion-silence-soundtracking” and one of the better run-on sentences you will read this week!

It’s the new Black mofos!

Man o man! The biggest digression ever! What i wanted to say was:

I don’t care what the papers say
‘Cause i don’t trust them anymore
Thought that i was one of the good-guys
Did not know what was the score

Thought that i was living the good life
‘Till i saw your 44
Foot-long Lincoln retro-Town Car
Now you know i’m not that sure...

And that’s why, mmmmm
That’s why, mmmm
That’s why, i, look inside
For more!

Who said the times they are a changing?
I look around still see a War
Rich man, poor man or a blind man
Don’t seem to matter much anymore

(Repeat chorus)

Cheers! from @thedamus
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