Seawater Beer - It exists, but it really shouldn't.

in #steempress6 years ago (edited)

I was out with the wife the other night, having a couple of beers at Mr Banks.

Mr Banks is a brewery that do real beer, the stuff that tastes amazing, and brewed using good quality ingredients. Beers like this Red XPA, which was a real treat with its malty aroma and hoppy and equally as malty flavours.


A good example of a beer

But we're not here to talk about good beer, we're here to talk about the odd and disturbing experience that is seawater beer. A beer that I unfortunately encountered at a Spanish Bar that my wife and I visited after growing tired of drinking good beer.

I might be ignorant of some important and vital piece of beer brewing information, but why the hell would you want to brew a beer with sea water? Most good brewers take all steps to ensure their water supply is as clean and free of impurities as possible. Clean and purified water that is low in salts ensures that the flavours that the brewer is attempting to bring out in their brews comes through as cleanly and effectively as possible.


Hmmm sea water...

In my mind, adding sea water to your brew sounds like complete insanity. I cannot fathom how sea water would add in a positive way to the flavours of a beer. In the brewers defence, they do filter the water but the question still has to be asked as to why they think sea water is a great addition to a beer. I truly don't understand how, but apparently this beer has won some awards. So it seems that there are people out there who like this beer and willingly choose to drink it. Even after sampling it for the first time. Insanity, I know.

And there are even people out there who believe this beer is good for them, and that it prevents hangovers. This chap raves about the beer and its supposedly magical properties. He claims that the beer has the following properties:

  • It's packed full of electrolytes as a result of being brewed with sea water. Clearly the guy has never heard of sports drinks if electrolytes is what he's seeking.
  • It's great for hydration. No, alcohol is never good for hydration...
  • It makes him urinate less. Could that possibly be the result of drinking salt water?
  • It didn't give him a hangover. Even though he woke up with a hangover.
  • It's good to drink after exercise. A theory that was debunked a long time ago.
So I suppose I should tell you how this beer tasted. It's probably quite obvious by now that I'm not a fan. But if it isn't clear, I'm not a fan of this beer.


Oh look, a salty brew

The beer looks great in a glass. It has a lovely misty amber colour and pours with an impressive off white head. But that's where the praise ends. The aroma is quite literally of a stagnant ocean. On the palate the beer has mild carbonation and a stale bitterness overpowers any normal beer flavours that you might be expecting.

And that's really all there is to this beer. A beer that looks nice, but smells bad and tastes equally as bad. I dislike this beer so much that I won't even bother you with the usual beer data. Simply stay away from this terrible idea of a brew. You're not missing out on anything, I assure you.





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You may not have enjoyed it, but a great review.

Somehow I can just imagine hipsters in Shoreditch raving about it.

Then hopefully keeling over dehydrated.

I'm still gonna try it if I stumble across it - maybe a pass around bottle baring in mind what you said.

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Thank you, one of my references in the article is actually from a restaurant that stocks the beer. The restaurant only serves its food in tin cans. So you’re right about hipsters.

I don’t recommend you try it. But let me know what you think if you do.

That seems to be a good beer.

It really isn't. Something tells me you didn't read my mildly comedic prose.

Surely yes. My uncle prepare beers of that type, I do not know the process or anything, but I have tasted them and I liked them. Although I'm not a fan of beers.

Wow... I bet yo need a beer after drinking one of those....

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You're not wrong. :)

Mr. Banks is interested in accepting crypto as a means of payment?

I have no idea. Maybe you should ask them and see what they say.

I'm struggling to get my head around this. All I can think of is how much more thirsty you would be.

I almost didn’t try it when I saw it at the bar. In all honesty, the fact that I could have something to write about was the motivation for giving it a go.

It’s a terrible idea for a beer. It really shouldn’t exist.

There is a local craft brewery near where I live that makes quite a few different beers. Very different to what the commercial breweries serve up. He trained as a winemaker so applied a lot of those techniques to his beer.

He does make a Salty Sea Stout which is brewed with Sea Water, Seaweed, mussells, oysters and all kinds of goodies, and the result is surprisingly good.

That stout sounds horrendous. I’d still give it a try though. :)

Yeah, my description of the process doesn't do it any favours, but my taste buds tell a very different story. I think the fact that it's a stout really helps deal with the bold flavours.

Yeah it sounds more fitting to a Stout even though it sounds utterly wrong.

Sea water in what should be an amber ale is just wrong though. It's not often I dislike a beer as much as I dislike this one.

Yeah, I don't think I'd be too keen on a Salty Amber Ale - the saltiness would be overpowering

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Luckily I have never seen this beer here in South-Africa!! I agree sea water cannot improve the taste.

It really doesn't. Don't believe anyone that says otherwise :P

I never seen that kind of beer here my friend @mazzle.
Very will written my friend.

Thanks mate, glad you liked it.

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