开心笑话happy Joke

开心笑话1：睡觉前，我对老婆说：“你看现在的萌妹子说话就是好听，后面都带个重叠的字，比如吃饭饭，睡觉觉。听着多舒服啊！”老婆不屑地白了我一眼，说：“就这些我也会啊。”我怀疑地看着老婆，说：“你也会？说来听听？”老婆咬牙切齿地说：“别叨叨。

Happy joke 1: before you go to sleep, I say to the wife: "you look attractive woman speak now is nice, with a overlapping word behind, such as eating dinner, sleep sleep. Listen more comfortable!" White wife contemptuously at me, said: "that's all I would." I doubt looked at his wife, said: "will you? Let's hear it?" The wife teeth ground to say: "don't out.

开心笑话2：我哥一边抽烟，一边咳嗽不止……我说：“你都咳成这样了，怎么还不戒烟呢？”哥：“戒不得呀！戒了就会出人命的！”我问：“哦，为什么？”他说：“你嫂子说，我这辈子要是能把烟戒掉，她就去死！！”

Happy joke 2: my elder brother smoke, while cough more than... I say: "you are well like this, why don't give up smoking?" Elder brother: "ring can not ah! The ring will be fatal!" Me: "oh, why?" He said: "your sister-in-law said, if I can give up smoking in this life, she will go to dead!! "

开心笑话3：有次和爸妈开玩笑说：我是你们充费送的吧！爸妈神回复道：傻孩纸，别开玩笑了，要是充费送的，我们就要豆油了，还能要你！！

Happy joke 3: once joked with my parents I is you charge fees to send! Parents god replied: silly child, that's not funny, if charging fees to send, we're going to soybean oil, can want to you!!