Ongoing Steem Monsters song contest

OK, I talked about a parody song contest a couple weeks ago and got a little bit of interest. I'm still thinking about doing that a little later on, but in order to warm us up a little bit I thought I'd set one off with a specific topic: the most popular game on the Steem blockchain.

I'm a Monster Maverick, which means once a day (or so) I can summon a 50% vote from the @steemmonsters account which has 200,000 SP in it. At least at the moment I'm not in any danger of using that vote every day, so I want to use it to reward songwriters - for writing songs about Steem Monsters.

I was aiming for parody songs, but they can be original funny songs or even original non-funny songs, although "Love Song for Rexxie" is probably going to be funny no matter how hard you try.

Rules

You have to use the #steemmonsters tag or the bot won't be able to vote on it.
You have to use the #smsongcontest tag to make sure I see it.
Full performances will be favored over lyrics posts.
Don't, like, steal somebody else's song or something.
It's perfectly OK to combine this with any other contest.

I think that's really all I need to say here. Go make stuff.