GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!! Scandinavianlife's Social Justice Steemmonster TWO Pack Giveaway!
I'm going to give away TWO Packs of Ultra Cool Steemmonsters! Join Steemmonsters NOW for your ultra cool experience! Contest ends tomorrow around this time! The most oppressed person wins!
The rules are simple. This is a contest run after the old marxist model, inspired by @stackin's contest where he prioritized to give away to girls - because they are generally less interested in geeky card games. It's important that we quota in people who are under represented...so that it will be...? Exactly - EQUAL, you racist f***!
You get points. The more points you get, the less you have to upvote. So let's say you're a straight white male (yuk!) you get ZERO points - and you have to use your white privilege and upvote the post to even get close to the ones with more points. Even if you upvote like $100 I'll still probably just think you're an evil capitalist and then exclude you from the contest regardless.
So here goes.
White straight male: 0 points
White GAY male: 1 point
White non-binary: 2 points
White transexual: 3 points
White woman: 1 point
White lesbo: 2 points
White non-binary girl: 3 points
White transexual girl: 4 points (girl that has become a boy)
Light dark skinned: 4 points
Medium dark skinned: 5 points
Dark skinned: 6 points
Very dark skinned: 7 points
Extremely dark skinned: 8 points
Incredibly dark skinned: 9 points
World record dark skinnedness: 10 points (need proof from book of world records)
If you are gay or lesbian or trans or non binary on top of that you will just win automatically, because that shit is just magic!
Oh, and remember to upvote and comment why you are the most oppressed and deserves a free pack!
I am so oppressed that Sweden offered me citizenship but I refused because there are still some whites there.
Many points for you my friend. Sweden is still struggling with a few whities left..but hopefully the government is solving it within a few years.
I am a very incredibly dark skinned transexual girl during new moon night!
and my ancestors are Gallics
should I add that I am a legless and armless redhead dwarf?
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a contender! 27 points..and one of my favorites so far! You are just the best personhuman I've ever met!
I would love to give you a hug but you know I can't.
Typing with my nose just to say thank you is so exhausting but with practice it is better and better.
Oh..papa, can I give this dark man a hug? Oh please papa. Can I?
Sorry cknr7..I was not allowed :(
I identify as a left-handed legless Cambodian transexual dwarf, but society only sees me for my white skin and not what's in my heart. I'm clearly the most oppressed.
Beautifully written!
Black eskimo with long blond straight hair sky blue slinted eyes.zoofiliac of muslim faith and on top of that a left handed vegan also friends with the editor of huffington post you once wrote about ( which probably most qualifies me as belonging to a minority)
Loled :D
Im albino black jew with non-binary transgender attack helicopter sexuality.
I respect you deeply.
lol... you made me remember this...
Haha. True!
Great video, indeed!
I really don't get it - why are so many men entering this contest?! As a woman, I can always use the #metoo ace up my sleeve... and I win! Even though I don't care about your monsters. I bet females are not well represented anyhow! Typical male chauvinism!
You are so right. We men are somehow excluding you women. You are surely a strong contender...but as you very well know, you are white - so even though your life is hell here in Europe, life for colored people is a living nightmare worse than you can possibly imagine.
How do you know I don't identify as a black woman!?
Ohmygod! I'm SO sorry. As a straight white male I didn't even consider that. I can give you 500 points? Black..woman..anything else? trans? pan?
Surely, what you meant is I'm entitled to 500 points.... just because I'm an abused black woman you think I need you to give me something. That's a micro-agression, my unfortunately white friend.
I...I don't know what to do. Can I just transfer all my steem to you? Is that OK..or is that offensive as well? What can I do? How can I be less racist?
I am dark skinned.. very dark skinned in low light😒😒😒...am i eligible??
hmmmm..excellent. You get 6 points!! Well done you!
No s*it.. only 6? i am coming back with proof from book of world record..then you will give me 10 and the 6 i allready have..
Provide proof and I will see what I can do
If I'm offended because at times I don't feel oppressed enough can I be eligible for this contest or am I too offensive?
Under doubt....
@scandinavianlife will I get more points, If I am Into trees, lol!
What? No omg! You rapist/white supremacist/oppressor! Trees are innocent and cant protect themselves. Minus 298 points!
lawl dude hope the police doesn't catch me :D
Tree rapists are at the bottom of the prison hierarchy
My friend, please don't tell me you've got anything against eco-sexuals!? Really, I did not expect that from you. Also, it seems to me you're assuming trees don't have feelings and don't need love... this is the 21st century, please get with the program!
I'm sorry, you make some excellent points of course. But I thought davsner was a white straight male, and like you certainly must be aware of since there is a 100% likelyhood you have been sexually molested by a white man, white males are rapists. So I just assumed he was assualting these trees.
But sure, it depends on what he identifies as of course. Not up to me to judge. I'm so sorry!