LORD OF THE STEEM: INITIATE
Unfortunately for you all, I have witnessed more bedhopping and boozing, than any actual training, weapon maintenance and general quest preparedness.
Do not forget - the 'Eye' sees all!
Take thy map now!
To find the path to CAMELOT thou must make haste - for the day of the solar eclipse is near.
Head East to the nearest port and set sail across the great Belgaer Sea to MIDDLESTEEM.
You must chart a course North East to the northern isles.
Do not be fooled by the beauty of the islands - for dangers lurk upon their lands and skirting sea. Cannibals. Mermaids. Pirates. Sharks. To name just a few.
Drift too far south and you will be consumed by the whirl-pools BELEGAER, and its cyclonic winds.
In three days you must be on the eastern most island of HIMLING - closest to the mainland. It is here you will remain until you receive word from the High Priest of Himling that it is safe to cross the channel to FORLINDON, on the mainland.
However, the service of the Church does not come without price - a token gift from the nearby Island of Crete will suffice. Watch out for - 'creatures of Greek mythology.'
Good luck my lords and ladies.
I WILL BE WATCHING YOU
SIRKNIGHT
PROTECTOR OF THE SWORD
THE PLAYERS:
1 @bearone Baroness Bearone The Dazzling
2 @bmj Lord Bmj The Larrikin
3 @choogirl ChooXena Vegan Warrior Princess
4 @drwom BattleWom The Warrior Wombat
5 @gmuxx Sir Muxxy The Brave
6 @gohba-handcrafts Lord Gohba The Blacksmith
7 @jackmiller Sir Jack The Anti-Deliverance
8 @nenad-ristic Lord Nenad The Eternal Nomad
9 @phelimint Sir Pheli The Twin Hunters
10 @scooter77 Sir Scooterless The Dragonrider
11 @silvernova Lord Silvernova Alchemist Warrior
12 @sirstackalot Sir Stack-a-Lot The Collector
13 @spaingaroo Spaingaroo Gruntslinger The Vile
14 @steembusiness Lord Steem The Glorious
15 @thinknzombie Squire StinknZombalot Brain Eater of Byron Bay
16 @tremendospercy Lord Percival The Magnificent
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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE - LORD OF THE STEEM!
I am readied!
My final preparation is done and will be released shortly for the merriment of the great Steemians. Be ready participants for I am coming.
I AM SIR PERCIVAL THE MAGNIFICENT
Pervert.....
Says the traitor! Read my latest dude 😂
isn't that in the rules?
Lol. There does seem to be a lot of drinking and shagging going on.
Most of us are Australians!!! Is this not what cometh from piss taking!
piss-partaking you mean!
I'm beginning to think that can'tshakimoff will have to partake of magic beverages in order to fully understand the enemy.
"if thy know thine enemies and thy know thineself, one need not fear the results of a hundred battles"
my grandmother once said that and she's been quoted by so many.
good post!
I shall make ready my final preparations, and then take some forced rest, and then I shall proceed.
make haste for the omens are gathering. Just this morning I saw a dog with nine heads, and nine bodies
I am ready to brave the Cannibal Mermaid Pirate sharks!
Don't set sail tonight,
for it's bound to take your life,
there's a bad moon on the rise
Yup. Tons of bedhopping and boozing. Were slowly working our way towards NSFW posts :D
jebus, that's where I started
I suppose there's something to learn from that for all of us
lol
I am absolutely not ready, however, @aussiesteem White Lady of Rohan bringer of justice, is in fine form!
prepare, prepare, gird your loins, and baste your private parts in gravy. there's drunken debauchery on that horizon for all those who don' repent.
repent, repent now
accept the divine mother and join the side of the light.
I suppose you will find this message to your liking seeing your fine steed's name.
Nice.
Where do we place our bets?
I would bet on the goddess. Look for those on the side of the goddess!
can'tshakimoff may be vile, but it is in service of the one true mother. Everyone needs their shock troops, even the nicest of dear old grannies, like the mother.
But I wouldn't count on him escaping with his life
nice story :-)