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The hand sanitiser is lethal for skin, it dries it out.

I can't help the puns, it's Christmas Eve and the Crackers are soooo close! LOL

I know how you feel, I am at maximum excitement! That might be the two beers I am on already though!

Haha! You're going to be Steeming by midnight then ;)

See what I did there? ;)

I saw!! And yes, Bonus points to shelle belle for the Scottish drunk word usage!! RAAR! In my defense I have just made a top cheescake and am on my fourth beer. Slowing down now tho so I dont end up on the street fighting imaginary seagulls ;o)

Arrrgh! no space to reply...

You don't need a defence for drinking! You're Scottish!

Fighting imaginary seagulls? Video or it didn't happen ;)

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