A bit off-topic, but you may like it: here's a bit about an abandoned car, reviewed by some art critics under the mistaken apprehension it was an art piece:

"I just love the way he's used the car like an empty canvas and let the rust eat itself into the overall design with such devastating spontaneity. It's art, David, neo-functional mannerism, cerebral but oblique."

It's from The Party by Godley and Cream, and I love to quote it whenever an occasion presents itself. Invariably, sage nodding all around.