I got tangled up with an online predator once. First thing I knew, he was eating at my table and I was married to the creature. For sure, it's a cautionary tale, but not all of those have tragic endings. He keeps the bed wonderfully warm on cold winter nights. He's also a pretty good webmaster, especially since he still works for food.
Ah, yes, yours is truly a tale with the oft-mentioned yet rarely encountered happy ending :)
I would say you are lucky, but I sense your creature is the lucky one ;)
(You are right, but don't tell R I admitted it.) Ha ha, very funny.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
I'm telling ;)