Sarcasms

Humour has an intellectual, as well as an emotional element. That is why although we all have a sense of humour, it is more pronounced in some than others.

Sarcasm is an example. It is a sharp, bitter, cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Some are downright insulting, while some are rude but at the same time humorous. It also depends on when the remarks are made – the circumstances, the situation, the context and who they are directed at.

Sometimes, people are momentarily stunned by a sarcastic remark. They are not sure whether whoever said it is being funny, or whether they are being rude. They do not know whether to laugh, or to feel insulted.

Sharpen your wit, and you will be able to get away with insulting people who take the piss out of you, without they even realizing it. Doing that with a smile will help.

People might call you a bitch. In which case, you can tell them it takes a one to know one.

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You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. - Unknown

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. - Unknown

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You can’t please everyone. May the bridges you burn light your way. - Unknown

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. - Unknown

I can see your point, but I still think you are full of shit. - Unknown

What you are speaks so loudly I cannot hear what you are saying. - Unknown

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. - Rowan Atkinson

He had delusions of adequacy. - Walter Kerr

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