Oxymorons

Whatever humour works for you, is good. The important thing is to have a sense of humour. And not to lose your sense of humour no matter how tough life gets. In fact, it is when times are hard that you need your humour most.

They say a day without laughter is a day wasted. So, laugh and be merry. Don’t waste a single day of your life.

Humour and laughter is the antidote to this stressful life. The world could use some humour and laughter – a lot of it, in fact. I think the world would be a better place, when people are able to laugh.

Enjoy the following selection of Oxymorons.

Sometimes, you have to take a step back to move forward. - Erika Taylor

The best advice is this: don’t take advice and don’t give advice. - Unknown

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. - Dan Quayle

You can never understand one language until you understand at least two. - Geoffrey Willans

A champion is someone who gets up, even when he can’t. - Unknown

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room. - Dr. Strangelove

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. - Robert Orben

There are some dead who are more alive than the living. - Romain Rolland

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. - Socrates

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. - Yul Brynner

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. - Mark Twain

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