"DATING" - The "NEVER WOULD I EVER" Contest No. 1 - WIN 5 SBI!

in steemitbloggers •  2 months ago

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OLA STEEMIT!!!

Ok, so I actually launched this contest about 10 months ago and to be honest, I cannot remember why I canned it... but either way haha - I have decided to kick it off again, because @steembasicincome has really made running contests a LOT simpler AND much more rewarding for the winners!

So here's how it works!

THE "NEVER WOULD I EVER" CHALLENGE

where the most CREATIVE scenario wins!
...and yes, I will be the judge of that! lol

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THE GAME IS SIMPLE...

A weekly
NEVER WOULD I EVER category such as ...

"FASHION"

is given, with an accompanying example
to get the creative juices flowing.

Your objective is to comment with something that

YOU WOULD NEVER, EVER DO!!!

(Relating to the mentioned category - obviously!)

It can be something
outlandish, crazy, ridiculous, embarrassing, shocking or irritating...
but it MUST be related to the category.

After the 7 day curation period
I will take various factors into account to judge, such as -
Creativity • Originality • Humour • Engagement

The Winner will receive 5 SBI once the curation period of the post has closed.

So on that note, lets get on with it...

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The "NEVER WOULD I EVER" Contest #1 (rebooted lol)

CATEGORY: DATING

(Example: Never would I ever spend an entire date talking about my ex...)


Thanks Giphy

Let's get CREATIVE peeps - and PLEASE... keep it FUNNY!

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Until next time...
Much Love from Cape Town, South Africa xxx

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Never would I ever accept a boxer and singlet as birthday gift from my girlfriend. In Nigeria, there is this culture of ladies wanting the best things on their birthdays as most occasion, guys goes as far as getting his girlfriend a new phone, a car or throw up a big surprise party for her with a good gift. But when it gets to the turn of the ladies to reciprocate, reverse is the case. The girl will be asking for a gift on his boyfriend's birthday. I will buy her a gift on her birthday and also buy her another gift on my own birthday. And if she is that nice, she will get u a boxer or singlet. I took my girlfriend out last year both on her birthday and mine.

Howzit Jeynie.. On a first date... Never would I EVER say... "I think you should pay the bill, my ex was always cool like that , anyway its only fair as I have to pay the babysitter... " Eish!!!
Lekker Bru!! Xfiddy😎

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LOL good one!!! ;)

Thanks for hosting all these contests!

Never would I ever go on a date without bringing enough money. Imagine meeting someone new and letting them pay most of the bill. I don't know if that person will still call you back hahaha

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LOL!!!! that would be VERY blind indeed @sgbonus haha!!!!

As for the contests - My pleasure :) Just figured that many Steemians could use a "pick me up" right about now haha ;)

NEVER use no.2 on a first date at the date's house ;) lol

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LOL!!! Yeah avoid at ALL costs hahahaha!!! Thanks for the support @robertandrew ;)

Never would I ever date someone who does not know their drinking limit. A drink or two is fine, but getting 'tipsy' in the sense of almost tipping over and then thinking they are witty, or worse, think they can still drive? No thank you, I'll walk home rather than get in a car with you!

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yeah that could get rather ugly.... and messy haha :)

Wahaha, what a coinscidence. I have a vzfiation of the 'Never should I ever' game scheduled to be posted on the @newbiegames account in a couple of days:0)

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hahaha awesome!! Great minds.... ;) hehe

Never would I ever meet a fresh-from-prison felon through an online dating site for a long, evening walk in the woods without telling anyone where I was going.

Oh wait...yes I did. #notdeadyet #madlyinlove

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hahahaha!!! Classic!!! And is that who you are madly in love with @mattifer?

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That would be the 'Matt' part of Mattifer. I'm Jennifer - the 'ifer' part. :-)

Fart on the first date...

A technical impossibility for someone with an ileostomy so something I would never ever do.. Plus im very happily married these days and dating is off the cards haha.

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hahahahahahaha!!!!!! That would be a definite no no LOL!

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Hahahaha i cant promise that i wont.. it is always a possibility hahahahahaah 🤣😂

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haha make it silent and blame the person next to you haha.

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Did you know that the silent ones are the deadliest?? Hahahahaha

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Haven't farted in ten years and my hubby is good at not farting but my son is deadly when silent but also not that nice when loud either haha....

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Really?? Could it be possible you cant fart in 10 years???! I dont think that works for me.. its like pretty normal on everyday Hahahahaha..

Yeah farts can be scandalous too! 🤣😂

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Never would I ever eat a plate of spaghetti without a fork with my face completely covered in noodles and sauce, on a first date.

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lol.... messy indeed!!! sluuuurp

On a sidenote, I LOVE that girls hair that's on the thumbnail. :-)

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I plan to wait till I go totally gray and then dye my hair purple and blue. Until then I call my gray hair unicorn strands. And until I can dye my hair, I've been collecting wild shades of lipstick to tide me over. It's my midlife crisis on a budget. :-D

Never would I ever choose a dating site to go on date.
Though no dating now, 😜

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Thanks you so much @jaynie for mentioning me on your post...feeling glad 👍

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my pleasure @steemflow :)

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🙏👌

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Thank you, @jaynie!
I am happy to be a part of this great community #steemitbloggers!

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offer the virgin island on the first date!!! Even the 2nd 3rd 4th 5th... you gotta last till 10th!!... oh by the way... i have not been dating since i have my two kids! Hahahaha... i miss dating and partyinnnng!

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Never would i ever order something (ribs or steak) that requires a lot of chewing on a first date. Because if we are going to talk and get to know each other, i don't want him to spend most of the time watching me chewing and munching the meat😂

Never would I ever, go on another first date cause I'm married to the woman who gets all my lasts. :) today is our 2000 day wedding anniversary lol

On my first date I wouldn't take Whikey🥃 for an aperitif, I wouldn't eat spaghetti in tomato sauce🍝 with lots of garlic😷, I wouldn't tell anything about my last vacation🌴 with my ex-wife💆, our 4 children👬👭 and 2 dogs🐈🐈.

Why is a date so complicated?