My Cheesy Utopia (Steemitbloggers Contest)
I dream of a world. A World of Cheese. A delightful domain of dairy, where everything is made out of the best food ever invented. I would like to share this vision with you. Will you join me on a journey through the land of Coagulated Casein?
Naturally, Swisserland is the capital of this world. There, the Swiss people spend their days trying to achieve holiness. They pray to their diety, Cheesus. The Provolone Palace overlooks the fancy Cheddar Chalets which dot the land.
Surrounding that country is the Velveeta Veldt. Cutting a path through there, you take the one road which is simply called the Whey. That will take you through a land of Cottages. One you reach Cream Country, you have to watch out for curds of animals roaming the countryside.
By now, you may be saying “ricotta stop for something to eat besides cheese!” I am sorry my friend, but you will find only blanc stares from the restaurants along the whey. “You gouda brie kidding me!” they will protest when you insist on another kind of food. If you can make it to the Queso Kingdom, you can at least have a hot meal.
In the distance beyond the QK is Mozzarella Mountain. Many men have tried to climb it, only to be fried to a crisp in the vats of oil that are hidden along the ascent.
Beyond the mountains, you must also be careful to avoid the dangerous munsters. If you can avoid being sliced by them, you will have a safe journey on to Port Salut.
Have no fear, there is plenty of power in this land. Colby the primary source of electricity, although there are also investments being made in blue energy. While your phone is charging, you’ll want to grab a quick shower to wash the rind off.
After you’re refreshed and rested, you must make sure to check out the Gorgonzola Gardens on the banks of the Roquefort River. You will also find a visiting American String quartet. Be sure to peel off a hunk of your day to listen. Then it’s off for an evening of brining and dining on the finest fromage this side of Deli.
Your journey will wind down as you exit the city via the Parmesan Promenade. Thank you for visiting. Now go back and apply what you have learned to make the world a better place. The feta this world hinges on whether or not we can stop global warming. If we cannot, then the World of Cheese may turn into one giant pot of fondue.
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So awesome. Your Kraft is amazing @dollarsandsense. I'm glad you were able to milk the cheese for all it was worth in this piece. Your smooth writing style, once again made it a breeze to slice through your narrative. Good luck with the competition.
Haha amazing! Thanks for the feedback. Hopefully this post ages well.
Are you my long lost relative? Another LOVER of cheese!
Mozzarella Mountain! The Queso Kingdom!
Oh I am having fantasies now!
The only one missing is the Asiago Atrium! LOVE THIS post!
Haha you found a spot off the beaten path! Glad you liked 😅 if you also drink nothing but coffee and only need a good cracker or piece of bread to round out a meal, then we just might be family 😁
How about some crusty homemade bread!!
I bought a bread maker a few years ago and fell in love! I am constantly on the hunt for new recipes - if you use a bread maker, would love to see your favorite!
I have a bread maker but I like to knead the dough... great way to take out the day's aggression- lol
hahaha @dollarsandsense!! You had me with,
LOL So clever; I love it!
Sharing it with c-squared too :)
Haha glad you got a laugh out of it!
Thank you much!
I'm still smiling looking at it again @dollarsandsense 😎
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I've just had a melted cheese sandwich while reading this
The feta our lives is funny that way.
I am in...cheesy story.. How creative and fun, I enjoyed it.
BTW I love cheese.
People who don't like cheese are muensters 😋
This is really good imagination
hahaha I was thinking the same thing as @steveblucher.. You gouda brie kidding me.. hilarious :) hahha
This was a cheezy post :) liked it! Chee(r)se!
Have a great weekend!
Haha, glad you liked my cheesy puns 😛
Thanks for the upvotes! And congrats, I bet that’s a lot of fun 😁
Look at dollars, bringing home the cheddar.
But seriously dude, there is a job for you somewhere in the Wisconsin cheese industry.
Your profile caption says, "still trying to find your voice:" I think you found it. I would have never thought an article could have been written about cheese world but you bleu it out of the water.
I curd keep on going, but your cheesey skills whey surpass mine.
Hah! Seriously though, I should probably move there. I’ve visited for work, and holy cow talk about cheese culture. Between the beer and the cheese I’m surprised I was able to fit into my seat on the way home.
Beer, cheese, brats, packer football, supersized cocktails, fish-fry Fridays, and any food or beverage we can turn into a festival. Then an obsession with Harley Davidson motorcycles, the only ones hefty enough to support some Wisconsin wide asses. That's the state for you!
Well.... my wife does have roots in Minnesota... maybe I can make this happen. You make a very convincing sales pitch :P
Hey, I never would have seen myself living in Wisconsin, but the longer I'm here, the more it grows on me. Housing is affordable, the people are nice, the scenery might seem subpar BUT you just have to know where to look. And winters: honestly not that bad. When you live in a state that knows how to handle snow and is good at plowing roads, then it just adds to the pleasure of living in a place where there are 4 real seasons.
Oh I know exactly what you mean about the winters. I grew up father south where 3 inches of snow closed school. Here in New England it’s a whole different ballgame. The first time I drove to work here through a blizzard in my FWD sedan I felt like I had just had an epiphany: when the state actually knows what they're doing it makes a huge difference!
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