Steemit Sci-Fi story of my Million SBD ! (Original story and artwork)
How I did it in 147 years! TOP SECRET!
"Captain's log - Star date: -305216.42256468796 (Octber 14, 2017 for the laymen)...
Location: Wallowing on my bed ..."
After a whirlwind of fast cars, faster women and drunken parties involving cops and space travel ..... I wake up!
Dreams - ugh! They are the root cause of all evil. They make me want all those fancy things I can not have. Day dreams are even worse. They make me want all those things that NO ONE can have! Flying cars, no strings attached sex and no-hangover booze. Don't you wan't all that too?
How do I do all that with a meager balance of 1200 SBD? I am a little better than some minnows on Steemit, am in awe of the whales and in general clueless about crypto currencies. However, I am the invincible Wild Spirit and I am going to conquer it all.
I scratch my head, chew the pencil in my hand and start making a few calculations!
What am I making per post now - A whopping average of 5 SBD, may be, per day. I am no hustler and can not really run a business on this August intellectual platform. So I am stuck plodding along (much like the prodigal Tortoise in the Tortoise and hare story). How do I reach a Million SBD?
Wait - let me get out the trusty napkins and make some back of the napkin calculations. A target and a game plan are a must for any star fleet wanna-be captain and Steem millionaire. What better tools can be used than the trusty napkin and pencil !
So - That is the plan. Do it in 147 years!!
I am proud of my plan .... It looks simple and elegant. Just a few minor hiccups to solve and I am on my way to becoming a millionnaire....
All I need to figure out is - First, how to live healthy upto 100. Second, how to live beyond 100 years and third, simplest one is how to get my own space ship. Keep it Simple and Stupid. I love KISS.
"Captain's log - Star date: -275216.42256468796 (Octber 14, 2047 for the laymen out there)...
Location: Still Wallowing on my bed but on Moon now..."
It has been 30 years . Musk X has established a regular Space service and I have entered the space program as a Janitor. Though I do not have sufficient SBD yet to buy my own PersoMusk spaceship X5 yet, having a Masters Degree in Aeronautics and being a loyal Steemian entitles me to a 'fast track' entry to Musk X because Steem based @blocktrades is collaborating with Musk X to enable crypto exchanges on all space bases.
Steem is over 100 SBD but HF 209 has regulated per post earning because of overwhelming number of users. Whales are plenty but minnow posts are staggeringly high and vote probabilities have gone down drastically. So I am still on my path of averaging 30-40 SBD per post.
I am over 70 years old now but fit as a lion. That is because I am on an immune programme that automatically detects any viruses in my body remotely and administers micro-dosages of anti-biotics via ether waves. @zeartul's bellrub bank from Steemit is the premium bank in the world now and is funding the decentralized immune program as pro-bono service!
I am using brain wave controlled 'super-Jarvis' kind of device (transparent UI and all) to do my posts and almost everything that I need to do (except for the mandatory Eat-Sleep-Shit-Repeat cycle of course. That is not yet virtual. I am still in my own body).
In fact, I am dictating this log from that super cool device. The device is creating the log with seamless integration of voice, data and images as I am thinking about it in my mind.
I am at SBD 100,000 and going strong...
In conclusion:
SBD earnings per post will soon make me a Martian ghost... Yipeeeeee
Part 2 coming soon to a galaxy nearest to you...
Note: All images have been created by me with my own artwork combined with some images from pixabay.com. The idea for this post came from a chat I had with my lively and lovely friend @topkpop from @thealliance where I was trying to convince her that it was possible to be a Steemit millionaire.
P.S. This post is made in a lighter vein. Any resemblance to a living or dead Steemian is purely coincidental.
Awesome! Put this on display at the comic corner ;)
Lol - I have a long way to go yet my friend to go to that level. Thanks for your appreciation.
Haha I remember that conversation. Glad I spurred an idea for a post, this was quit enjoyable to read and made me laugh a few times. I love that you wrote about this lol. Steemit Millionaire..it's coming..to a lifetime near you ;)
Awesome post I remember seeing that chat so cool to expand it to this story
thanks Jay. It was fun indeed to take the idea and run with it
And you did a great job of it
Hahha really good post :D i enjoy reading it ( also laugh so hard )
Thanks. Glad I could make you laugh!
Awesome post Vishwas. Quite hillarious as well. Very well articulated my friend. Upvoted and following u as always.
Regards Nainaz
#thealliance
With all this planning you sure to be a millionaire soon and the KISS formula sounds about right @vm2904
I love kiss. Thanks for your taking the time to read and hoping i will be a real millionnaire! :)
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A well articulated plan! 147 years is quite a commitment lol
Lol. Thanks. With Steemit the way it is right now, it may take me 1047 years!
Thank you very much for your visit to my blogs. It is a great encouragement
I'm trying steemitstage.com cause someone said it was better but who knows.
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I like the humour in this one! I'm sure you can't assume a fixed reward given exponential price growth, because that itself increases the rewards too. Maybe it'll take you less time than you think!
Thanks my friend. You are right. Usually exponential price would indicate increasing rewards but since users are also increasing exponentially, I assumed, getting attention of voter would get difficult and hence average SBD would remain same. Of course, the article is intended as a funny story so some irrational assumptions are OK. Isn't it? 😄
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