ok here it is, for what it is worth.
@trev_george
I don't use twitter because I can't say anything in less than 1000 words.
I'm a bit verbose you see. Sorry. I'll stop now. no, really - I'll stop.
No need to thanks me or anything. I'll just go and sit quietly in the corner while the rest of you get on with it.
Is that ok?
See, I've stopped. Huh! I bet you thought I wouldn't. You thought I'd just keep going and going and going. But I didn't.
See?
Try doing that on Twitter :-)