Daily Steemit Faucet post for 11th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

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STEEMIT Matters

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I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.

No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.

Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.

Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.

Check the STEEMIT Matters Facebook Group. Give your Steemit ID or you won't be allowed into this Closed Group.

Today's Sponsors are:

Please follow them and Comment/Resteem/Upvote their posts to show gratitude.

Faucet Jackpot

If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 14 SBD sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.

The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.

New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".

SponsorSBD Donated
@sydesjokes10.000
@joanstewart2.500
@fhstralow1.500
Total14.000

Faucet Payouts

The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/

If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.

Buy SuperiorCoin -> http://csyd.es/BuySUP/

Register for a Kryptonia account and earn SuperiorCoins for doing tasks.

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

Past Faucet Posts

Faucet DateSponsorsCommentsUpvotesSBD Payout
9th May 2018113005532.80
8th May 201882905653.20
7th May 2018102015342.50
6th May 2018102425133.20
5th May 2018102675603.20
4th May 201882725493.00
3rd May 201892965783.00
2nd May 2018112505424.50
1st May 2018112405453.00
Faucet Posts for April 2018567812827104.70
Faucet Posts for March 2018380711626147.50
Faucet Posts for February 201823917673211.00
Faucet Posts for January 201850025940213.81
Faucet Posts for December 201790572719.00
Totals2014143732724.41


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Hello!

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This comment has received a 0.32 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @avtoledy.

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Thanks so much

I won't break

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You got a 7.02% upvote from @proffit courtesy of @eurovision!
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@youtake pulls you up ! This vote was sent to you by @eurovision!

thanks.

Thanks as always

I just came back from a court. They charged the guy with bringing his own bag of candy, popcorn and soda to the cinema.

It’s really unjust that he lost. Eventually he had to pay the court fees and legal counsel. At least he’ still a few dollars in the black compared to having bought all that at the cinema.

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This comment has received a 0.15 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @joeness.

Thanks :)

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This comment has received a 0.54 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @galifrey.

An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son:

"Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your family."

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This comment has received a 0.11 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @jerrysteem.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles Bukowski

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I feel better to read this now!

thanks

How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Jay Leno

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They are too psychic to bother about money

Thank you <3

Thanks VERY much @sydesjokes! Thanks VERY much Sponsors! It is GREATLY appreciated! All the VERY best! Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)

When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Around Tooth-hurty

Someone bring that joke a wheelchair! :)

thx very nice!

Mr.Zurkon says thankyou

Your post was resteemed by @resteemza
Please upvote this reply to help us grow

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Thanks

The evil one rests sometimes; the fool never.... José Ortega y Gasset.

Thanks and have a great day ... 8 }

Life isn't life without ketchup on your potatoes

very nice, thanks

Welcome to Steemit Faucet: 11th May 2018.

Thank you

Hi! have a nice day!

Good

Thanks for faucet!

Great faucet

Продолжаю следовать.

Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight? It had too many sleepless knights.

Hello world

Good work

saludos!

Keep on rockin in the free world.

Nice one

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nice.carry on

Thank for good work

Today I prosecute. I'm lucky;-). Thanks

Nice rewards

Interesting idea. I was away from Steemit for a few months.

You help to many people friend!!

Thanks for this @sydesjokes

At Last ! It's so goid to be Back . thanks Buddy

This is impressive... Thanks @sydesjokes

many peoples believe that we are the only intelligent race in the universe... I'm not one of those peoples because it's OBVIOUS that we are not alone!

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🤘

“We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated.” – Maya Angelou

Great idea @$ydesjokes... thanks

Failures are part to success -anon

thansk

Thanks Sydes!

Have a nice day, everybody!

Good work

I hate being bipolar,its so awesome!

thank you colin for sharing your earnings

Nice week-end to everybody!

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open..!!!

Happy Friday Steemers!!
Joy

It's Friday again people... Happy fauceting

Here it is a great quote form the GOAT of NBA and of basketball:
"You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them." - Michael Jordan
Wish you all a great weekend!

Thanks

Much obliged! @damiana

“You Are Never Too Old To Set Another Goal Or To Dream A New Dream.” – C.S. Lewis

saludos amigos!!

God bless you Mr Sydes, greetings from Venezuela

May all your dreams come true.

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.

present!!!!

Good to see the faucet back open.

Been following your progress for a little while now, keep up the great work. Glad to see projects like these flourish.

"CARRY ON"

cool :)

better nate than lever!

Thanks

good day!

thank you

YESSS!!

present!

present!!

never give up, you will only have yourself to blame.

Thanks

fanx

Thanks

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Thanks

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thanks for the new faucet day! @sydesjokes

thanks!

gracias por el nuevo día, saludos

gracias, saludos

Thanks for your Faucet post 11th May 2018.........

No matter how heavy the storm is in your life, always remember that, there is always a rainbow after the rain :)

Juat think happy thoughts and good things will happen. 😄

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