Daily Steemit Faucet post for 9th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

in steemit •  6 months ago

STEEMIT Matters

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.

No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.

Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.

Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.

Check the STEEMIT Matters Facebook Group. Give your Steemit ID or you won't be allowed into this Closed Group.

Today's Sponsors are:

Please follow them and Comment/Resteem/Upvote their posts to show gratitude.

Faucet Jackpot

If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 14 SBD sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.

The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.

New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".

SponsorSBD Donated
@sydesjokes10.000
@joanstewart2.500
@fhstralow1.500
Total14.000

Faucet Payouts

The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/

If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.

Buy SuperiorCoin -> http://csyd.es/BuySUP/

Register for a Kryptonia account and earn SuperiorCoins for doing tasks.

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

Past Faucet Posts

Faucet DateSponsorsCommentsUpvotesSBD Payout
8th May 201882905653.20
7th May 2018102015342.50
6th May 2018102425133.20
5th May 2018102675603.20
4th May 201882725493.00
3rd May 201892965783.00
2nd May 2018112505424.50
1st May 2018112405453.00
Faucet Posts for April 2018567812827104.70
Faucet Posts for March 2018380711626147.50
Faucet Posts for February 201823917673211.00
Faucet Posts for January 201850025940213.81
Faucet Posts for December 201790572719.00
Totals1984143179721.61


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Thirsty thursdays

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This comment has received a 0.57 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @avtoledy.

Thanks.

good faucet

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Doesn't paying for upvotes for every comment get really annoying?

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Haha. How to get such upvotes though?

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If you click on each of their profiles, there's instructions on how to get them to upvote your comment/post.

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You have to wonder why you would do that. All that effort for 30 cents? The smartest approach is to work out how to get more than that without having to pay someone for the upvote.

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You got a 7.69% upvote from @proffit courtesy of @everything-4you!
Send at least 0.01 SBD/STEEM to get upvote , Send 1 SBD/STEEM to get upvote + resteem

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This comment has received a 0.14 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @everything-4you.

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You got a 3.03% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @everything-4you!

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Great Faucet** Good just doesn't do it justice!

My car repairs have recently outsourced to another country so when my car wouldn't work, I called the Help Desk. The very nicely asked me to "restart the car".

Thanks as always

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This comment has received a 0.43 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @morewin.

My dog once ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving messages around the house for days.

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This comment has received a 0.10 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @jerrysteem.

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. Marcel Proust

Yay!

When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.

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This comment has received a 0.43 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @joeness.

Thirsty thursdays

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This comment has received a 0.61 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @nrich239.

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This comment has received a 0.36 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @mrzurkon.

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This comment has received a 0.07 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @abhisteem13.

@sydesjokes Is Working From Another Continent may be a bit slow moving content - Keeping eye open for posts.....

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt

Thank you VERY much for all that you do for the GREAT STEEMIT COMMUNITY! It is GREATLY APPRECIATED! Let's all work together to make the world a better place and to get the Faucet Jackpot! All the VERY best! Love and Compassion! Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)

drip, drip

upvoted and resteemed ! thanks for all !

My neighbor's motto: " A happy wife is a happy life"

Big guy walks into a bar....

"ouch"

I have a quote for you....Every thing you have ever wanted is on the other side of the fear."....Thanks. :)

Gracias por el apoyo.

Thanks for the faucet!!

Thanks to all the sponsors

Thanks again. We hope it is sustainable. Thanks to all the sponsors.

Every new day is a great beginning

Thank you for the opportunity

voted and esteemed !

Have a great day!!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”
The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

Excelent job, thanks @sydesjokes

Thanks. You want earn more SBD? Visit my blog for more details, it's absolutely free, enjoy!

Greetings friend;)

present!!

As the great Master Yoda said: "Do or do not, there is no try."

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. :)

Thanks for sharing

Well this time i will write a motivational quote that i like a lot and can be a motto as well:
Learn from the past, live the present and plan the future!
Hope you all have a great day!

Thanks for sharing

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Please Stop - @ofili1

You just said "thanks for sharing" and in your your last 100 comments you used 91 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 25 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 76.80% and Bot: 6.90%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

Thanks :D

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

Thanks, the daily facet is wot looking for on a daily basis

Cool one dude

Good faucet and have a great day.

Take the leap to land on higher ground

thank you

Great one, have a nice day

Thankyou

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Please Stop - @cryptocheta

You just said "nice one" and in your your last 100 comments you used 87 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 8 times. You've received 1 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 70.60% and Bot: 5.60%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

This is the best faucet ever @sydesjokes. Thank you for keeping this up.

posting early today !

Estaa son las cosas que hacen a steemit una valiosa plataforma, gracias por tu ayuda.

Thanks again

Gracias por apoyarnos. Saludos

Valuable contribution for the sovereign people of steemit.

Thanks! Have a good day!

Gracias por salir favorecido

Feel good and made others feel good too.

awesome work, as always

You're appreciated

slowly adding up

-From Paul Joseph Watson.

Jet fuel isn't even real.

Thank you so much

Minnowhelper

Here I am, present!, thanks

Be Grateful. Always.
I think this is one of the most important quot that we have to keep in mind, because everything what we're going thourgh is important that to keep the calm and thank to the universe for what is happening.

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It's good to take a step back for gratitude any time :)

We take care of the future best by taking care of the present now.

Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."

There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"

Thank you!

The beautiful thing about life is that you can always change, grow and get better. You aren’t defined by your past. You aren’t your mistakes. - Unknown

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Nice optimistic thought!

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Thank you! It is true! :-)

Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really, really good at it.

Happy thursday friend! Thank you

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It's a good day when I get to this post in time!

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".

Opportunities don’t happen, you create them. ~Chris Grosser

If you don't want to be in the same place then just go away

Thanks for all friend! Happy day.

Life is a gift

I am not sure why there are 335 votes and only 65 comments with $1.96 SBD but we are only 2 hours into todays faucet. I am totally amazed at the number of sponsors today and want to tell each of them THANK YOU very much for being a sponsor of @SydesJokes Famous Daily Faucet.

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Best faucet I’ve seen so far.

Another day!

Another dollar !!

Best faucet on steemit

Thanks for all!

Blessings friend :)

Thanks to all the sponsors, have a nice day

Thanks friend, regards