How To Successfully Date A Steemit User Or Steemian? Part 1 - How A Steemwoman/Non-Steemwoman Can Successfully Date A Steeman!
Part 1 - How A Steemwoman/Non-Steemwoman Can Successfully Date A Steeman!
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Well, to stalk him properly, you may have to join steemit! It is that easy! Make life easier for 'you', by joining steemit, if you haven't!
A steeman spends a large portion of his day living the steemit dream!
He is busy looking to turn into that large mammal, thus, you may want to join him, on that lengthy swim to whalehood.
Perhaps, you want to make sure other steemwomen don't allure him and win him over with their charm!
Intelligence is attractive and i tell you these steemwomen are up there, in their game:
@sweetsssj knows that the way to a man's heart, is in the cooking and she won't stop displaying her yummy genius! And there is the 2 in 1 package; @salva82 and @steEMPOWERtwins inseparable twins of steemit and together, a force; womanhood! They'll just need one podcast to confuse your man!
Ofcourse, @stellabelle requires no effort; your man will fall head over heels into a trance; upon her blog and get lost in it and unfindable any longer by you!
@reddust, just needs to look outside her window all day, drinking whiskey and her side view is sufficient, to leave your man drooling!
@tatianamoroz and her lullabies, will certainly call your steeman's ears into action!
@mrs.steemit and her cardio routines, will workout you steeman's heart in palpitation!
@halo gives that pretty scarce beauty hello out for free!
@heiditravels is pretty as the landscapes of earth, she holds in her palm. She travels!
@snooway holds Australia at her bossom. Just if your hubby likes Melbourne; you have competition on your hands!
@aprilangel journey in diet and ofcourse, you know that 'the easiest path to a man's heart'; his diet!
@erikaharris is a very very good listener; a lavish listener. Don't give your steeman reason to lament!
@karenmckersie loves steemit! NB: "A steeman loves steemit!"
@kaylinart loves self improvement! She inspires by giving out free stuff! She illustrates like crazy, so you had better up your game and illustrate better, to keep your steeman on his toes and incessantly on your trail!
Against steemwomen; you'll have to 'up your overall game' and joining steemit is a start!
If you are already a steemwoman; then perhaps, you can have taken stalking out of the picture as your steeman will take more caution, because you are on the platform as well!
But how do you date a steeman successfully?
Well, you will have to prepare your mind on this interesting journey. A steeman is a rare breed! There are still few of them, so hold on to your treasure!
A steeman has prominent qualities. He is very patient. This is a rare virtue amongst men and especially in our pacey hustle of today's jet age! He has learned these obliviously as he has grown his steempower.
Ofcourse, growING steempower has required of him; loads of learned patience. It also requires lots of selflessness, self sacrifice and passionate love. These qualities, he has had to grow, in order to thrive on steemit; qualities also essential in a relationship!
He is also more intelligent than a regular Joe. His imagination is definitely wild as his creative groove is always on; from endless steemitting, thus; he is the type of dude to take you honeymooning after you're married; in a transparent submarine as you make sweet love, in the face of aqua life!
On and on, are the beautiful qualities of a steeman; but to identify these qualities, you (steemwomen/non-steemwomen) will need to read between the line; be understanding, be self-sacrificing and utmostly; truly loving!
So it is established, to successfully date a steeman, it will help your relationship, when you join steemit!
By this means, you will understand his usual and perhaps bizarre inclination to turn from human to whale! Ofcourse, you are looking to become dolphin yourself! When you both end up becoming Mr Whale and Mrs Dolphin, you won't be surprised! lol
You may want to accept your position as side chick for the time being, just to pamper the relationship ,till you can catch him in marriage! I mean, a steeman is probably spending more time clinging to and holding steempower!
So if he holds steempower on one hand, accept the other hand and hold tight to the other hand, so that he doesn't use both to hold steempower. "Failed Relationship!"
Know your block explorer: To get to his heart, you will need to do some research. Don't rest on your laurels. Never lose your dynamism. Look for what sparks him and blog it, to win him over again and again!
Else, other steemwomen will do it!
I mean steemwomen have their "right brain" on; so, you better hold your steeman tight! The steem blockchain is your friend and constitutes part of your steeman's brain and heart, thus, make steemd.com your favorite toy!
Be inventive: Your steeman likes creative people. No excuse! Everyone is creative and has talent! You'll just have to give time for finding it. So draw an apple each day or something. Grow you innovativity.
Keep your steeman marveling at your creation!
Don't get pregnant just yet: i mean, your steeman wants to blog; he wants to develop steem-related stuff as he wants to compete with the likes of @timcliff @good-karma; he wants to make his own bots like @fyrstikken; or run blocks like @gtg; he wants to develop the next steemit game as @sirlunchthehost is holding his own, in the game category; he wants to curate like @curie and @steemtrail; so let him be!
Give him some space! Don't get him laid yet! Don't be on his neck for babies yet!
Buy him the steemit gift: Powerup for your love for him. Buy him steem! Upvote him like crazy! Follow him like crazy!
Be yourself: Pretend to be a novice steemian forever; so he can't want to teach you crypto forever!
Show him you trust him: Give him your posting key for a start! When you are married, you can decide to give him your steemit password!
Love his steemian and non-steemian side: Be patient and you will see that he has both sides! Look out for times when he has his non-steemian side on and get him laid, if that is what you want!
I mean, give him some good loving! Or perhaps, let him rest on your chest for he is probably tired from too much steemitting.
So all you'll need is some additional understanding; just perhaps when he becomes like @ned or @dantheman or @fabien; you both can retire in marriage, have kids and tour mars and all the other planets forever!
Your boy TERRY
I had to cut the post short because i was at work and there was no intermission or too much of it at work today!
Please feel free to resteem and perhaps follow me as i will come out with the other version of this post for:
Made me laugh :)
Awww, I am so so happy bout that. It was rushed so I could put as much points as I wanted
Five thumbs up 🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒☆☆☆☆☆😎
Really nice to hear. I tried to do it at work and ended up posting late, so I doubt it will really get seen. I do wish it does but hopefully I will try to make the reverse version of it for the men on steemit tomorrow and post earlier. I am really glad you liked it. Thank you a lot
I look forward to seeing it. Great post.
thank you. i am working on it. at work too!
You're welcome.
Good stuff lol
I am glad you laughed. Thank you. I didn't even think of putting it under the funny category. But I see people have laughed from reading it
I will post the reversed version tomorrow and much earlier perhaps it will get seen more when people are awake
100% up vote lol, great post man!!!! super great!!!
Thanks. Encouraging thank you! I read your comment in your voice! See you at the top!
thank you!
the version for the steemen, will be ready in a bit!
Funny!
I didn't even look into that aspect much. I see people get laughs tho. Glad! Thank you for looking!
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Now this is a funny post!
hahahhahahahahha. nice one!
part 2 will be posted in a bit! i will mention you!