Oh revered one, you honour us with your blockchain-based appearance and oh-so benevolent offer.

(Bows so low several vertebrae exude popping sounds)

We do not deserve this honour from a clearly superior overlord such as your exalted and much esteemed self. We cower like chattel in the illumination of your Godlike glow. Each trying to grab onto our own personal shaft of glory from each individual ray of epicness that emanates from within your core of awesomeness as though it were a tangible thing.

We view you as a figure of wonder and a fleeting thought flickers through the minds eye...If I model his behaviour and emulate all of those heroic qualities maybe I could one day be just like h...Then reality hits...That could never be...We are as amoeba when we hold up the sickening mirror of comparison to one as omniscient as you.

I hope that you see me as wholly unworthy and throw me this bucket of peanuts as a gesture of immense pity, disgust and a way to remove my sickening countenance from the field of your pharoah-like vision.

Your loyal fungus @stevenwood

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Can somebody help me define what is too much please? 😁

If I read the rules correctly I win a set of Billy Ray Cyrus top-trumps now, right? (tis but all I deserve for my lowly pariah-like status when viewed next to you Sir)