Movie Quote Contest - Steemit Parody Quote Contest - Win SBD!!!!! - #16

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I am going to pick a movie, the best two "Steemit parody quotes" in the comment section will win SBD.

First place will win 1 SBD and second place will win 0.5 SBD.

What is a "Steemit parody quote" you ask?

Here is an example.


Movie: Dazed and confused

Original quote:
"You act like you’re so oppressed. you guys are kings of the school. What are you bitching about?"

Steemit parody quote version:
You act like you’re so oppressed. you guys are kings of Steemit. What are you bitching about?


Easy?

Ok, now lets move on.

This contest is based off the movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"


Here is my entry into the contest even though I cant win.


Rules for the contest.

1- Upvote the post.

2- Leave a comment with your steemit parody quote from the movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Thats it!!!!!!!


If I cant find the original quote you are parodying you might get asked for it.

Once the 7day lock in happens I will pay out to the best (in my opinion) Parody Steemit quotes from the movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Other peoples comments and votes about and on entries are taken into account.

Here is a link to the movie if you have not seen it.
https://hdo.to/watch/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-8709

Cheers Steemit and hope we can have some good laughs with this game.

Steemit to the moon!


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"EOS,” it says, “is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to Steem, but that’s just peanuts to EOS.”

LOL
entered!
:D

The last ever plankton message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to write a cryptic non-sensical blog in all-caps whilst cursing the creators, but in fact the message was this: I quit and thanks for
nothing at all, mammals.

LOL
entered!

Original quote: isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

Steemit Parody version: isn't it enough to see that steemit is beautiful without having to believe that there are minnows at the bottom of it too?

ORIGINAL
Narrator speaks:
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle 6 firmly believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.

NEW VERSION
In the beginning, the Blockchain was created. This made a lot of bankers very angry and wall street regarded it as a bad move.

Many commoners believe that it was created by some Satoshi Nakamoto, though the intelligent people of Steemit firmly believe that the entire Blockchain was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a disgruntled human beings calling out for economic greenery.

HAHAHAHA!
Entered!
Awesome one!

:-)
Thanks!

ORIGINAL QUOTE
The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on love, states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: "Avoid, if at all possible."

PARODY VERSION
The Steemitpedia Galactica, in its chapter on upvotes, states that it is far too complicated to define. The Steemit Intro Page and Tutorial Section has this to say on the subject of upvotes: "Avoid, if at all possible... but if you're unsure, just go ahead and upvote this quote."

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Just Kidding! ;)

LOL
great parody but wrong movie.
:D
this contest is hitchickers guide to the galaxy.

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