ORIGINAL
Narrator speaks:
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle 6 firmly believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.

NEW VERSION
In the beginning, the Blockchain was created. This made a lot of bankers very angry and wall street regarded it as a bad move.

Many commoners believe that it was created by some Satoshi Nakamoto, though the intelligent people of Steemit firmly believe that the entire Blockchain was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a disgruntled human beings calling out for economic greenery.