Here's my entry to the contest

Original quote
Alice: [after eating a mushroom] I'm tired of being only three inches high.
[suddenly grows out of control]
Alice: Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!
Parody :
Whale: [after eating a mushroom] my dick is tired of being only three inches high.
[suddenly grows out of control]
Whale: Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!