I needed this, thanks for the laughs.

If I'm to be a successful Monkey Poster, I need to get in and mingle with Monkey Post crowd. Who are these people?

Keep dreaming. All of your training with art has prepared you to step up into your true calling, one of the finest professions one can dream of. Try thinking outside of the box though and top your competition by learning to add a song to a person. This will make you the premier monkey poster and will surely gain you the favor of all those patrons of fine monkey posts.