Aaawww, look, ¡expeeeriments! SLURP!! I'll do my own too. ¡The Wickedest Experiment Never Seen Before!

in #steemit7 years ago (edited)

¡Intelligent Interaction!


Exactly!! "Intelligent Interaction" that's precisely the big loss on steemit lately. The one receiving the worst thrashing here like never before.
Now You'd Ask:
¿Why then keep misspending and wasting more gunpowder on vultures from now on?

I've sadly confirmed nobody on steemit is reading your posts here anymore.

If by chance, if you submit your article on steemit at the best time of the day, the best day of the week and with a huge load of luck at your side...
Yeeeh!! prolly only an army of pre-programmed, automatic condescending upvoter bots, and recently, also a surprisingly increasing amount of ¿who cares? ¿wannabe dolphins? greedy human upvoters which are now spellbound testing and just busy gropingly playing this new experiment game entertained enjoying how much their SP Power has been raised so far. Ugh! yes, they may or may not notice your crap in the very first minutes you've clicked that damn submit button. Aaand suddenly.. et voilà! ¡Bob's your uncle! they also will blindly upvote your shit no matter what.
But in any case, on the truly most rewarding aspect as a writer, You Lose!! Because NOW you know they all really care and gives a sovereign rat ass about WTF you've written. They will just upvote your 'thang' only if you have previously taken the precaution of tricking them by making first a kickass Click-Bait-Headline simply accompanied with a very appealing picture on the first few lines at the beginning of your article. ¡No matter how hugely giant holy shit you've written on the next lines.! No matter if your article is long, short, minimal, solely with a couple of words to read or with none at all. Just a pretty picture along the kickass headline mentioned before will be enough to bambooze their minds & fingers to obtain their meaningless & rickety 2cents upvotes.

¿Hard to believe it?

Say no more. I will show you right away how you could know and confirm what I'm saying.
I will use like a sample the statistics of my most viewed/upvoted post with not even a single comment at all yet.


¿Do you see that tiny icon in Eye Shape there alongside the Social Networks icons? That which you can find at the end of the body of your blog posts?
¿Can you see it? Well, that's the VIEWS counter. The one which supposedly increase it's number each time someone has clicked your post title on the NEW tab & category list on the steemit.com homepage.
It really doesn't matter if that eventual clicking pinhead read or not your crap afterwards. If they simply click and await enough time until your article deploys entirely on their browsers.. that counter on the Eye icon goes up another digit. Ok, now compare That number against that one on the Upvotes icon.
¿Can you pinpoint the awfully LOGICAL difference? ¿Any thoughts? well, I am all ears!! ..from The Twilight Zone.

¡Burp! ¿How else on this momma earth would you have 121 Upvotes with only 17 Views? ¿Huh? ¡Something stinky fishing is going on here! ¿Right?

Alright, as always, I failed again in my attempt to write short posts. Yeah, The Experiment, ¡Tha Expeeeriment! you know.
I really wanted to write, simply, an useless, worthless, No Words article with merely that kickass headline and the pretty catchy picture no more. Exclusively to prove my point and yet, anyway, play my private little Scrooge McDuck role game swimming on that shitload of money pool with the same appalling handful of upvotes I'm sure I would have obtained doing nothing else whatsoever compared with what I did and earned with my previous longer posts. But yeeeh, I've said this so many times before. I am a lost case as to what it means to write short posts. So hurry up! And get drunk as much as you can with these longer ones while you can. Maybe sooner than later I will reduce their substance, delightful spicery, hypnotic taste and alcoholic grade at minimum on my mad writer alembic without warning.
But if you are that one Last Mohican. That one who still enjoy & likes to read. That one who likes to eventually draw a smile on your face while reading something at all. Well, then, I invite you to comment below, resteem this post and also check my profile to pick any of my previous posts. Before I decide get drunk with my shit alone, with my alien only company and with my extravagant soliloquy beverage exclusively for me. Only, Solely & Just for myself!!

Grouch on steeeemit!! ¡That's Just The Way It Is!

"Guffaws, Chuckles, Giggles, Smiles, Comments & Upvotes will be highly appreciated"

That's it folks. Cya later.. If by chance!! ;)

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Oh ¡Thank You! @silvia it is a very flattering thing receive a comment about my post from such a 'Good Taste Chef' like you babe. I really hope any time soon I can develop the skills to try any of your evidently exquisite recipes.
¡Keep cooking & Sharing! Cheers!! :)

I completely understand where you're coming from with this post.

I did want to note that some of these votes are bots (you can easily tell if they have a 1% vote applied.) There's really not a way around bots being used, since they just send the command to the blockchain. I also understand some of their uses, like the ones who vote on pretty much every post or ones to autovote certain authors as a means of support.

But I do also understand the other side of things where in the end, this place isn't just about the money, it's about the sharing of ideas and creative pieces. This is where our individual value (at least in my eyes) comes through and generates engagement.

We already live in a world where the speed of things tend to make up go too fast that the essence of things get lost rather that the 'fear of missing out' which means accepting that some posts will slip by.

I'd actually thought about doing something similar to prove this same point recently. Now I don't feel I need to. Lol

Anyhoo, enough 'wall of text' from me :P

Whoa! @sykochica How sublime amount of Sense your Logical spittle contains. I felt almost overwhelmed trying to Pick Just ONE of your brainy paragraph sentences to highlight & quote for my reply.. But no dice, I gave up!! :p

So, this is my simpler reply: I am so happy to have saved someone as Highly Conscious as you the time of doing something similar to my Wickedest Experiment to prove this same point. Very glad you now don't feel the need anymore!!

Anyhoo, I swear you won't escape away so easily from a newer flood of 'wall of text' rant from me anytime soon...
I must see you commenting over here again nonstop on my next posts after reading them ENTIRELY top to bottom. Then, I will rest in peace!! :D

Cheers babe!! and much obliged by your generous upvote and above all your wise comment. :)

Hehe, thank you!

I'm working to be more social on here. It's easy for me to get tied onto my own posts and replying to comments on there, often wearing me out by the time I finish. So rather than focusing to post every day I've been spending that now 'free time' to go through the posts and say what's on my mind. Often I have to not read other comments on there so I don't feel like I'm just repeating what others say...in the end that part doesn't really matter and not a great reason to not comment my thoughts.

Anyhoos, happy steeming! Sure you'll see me around soon :P

Man, we are all so Busted! We need more asses like...

NO, I am not talking to you. I was saying that we need more asses like the one in the first pic. Nice! Shwing...

Hahaha How glad I am you feel So Busted @htooms. So ¡Watchout! you know now I'm watching you closely!! LoL
And btw, I am even happier to find we both share the same asses-tastes. ¡Rock On mate!
Thanks a lot for reading & commenting. Very well appreciated. Cheers!! :)

Following up my Thought Provoking Mad Experiments, let's go further with this: @fede93g @hilarski @bkkshadow @alyssas @sardrt @azfix @exyle @orionvk @hagbardceline @gavvet @kafkanarchy84 @matrixdweller @heikomahr @themagus @son-of-satire @reddust @happyphoenix @zuhranasra @doitvoluntarily @pitterpatter @dreemit @onlyvoluntary @skypal @norbu @jacobtothe @srini @abit ¿Is there any novelty in your inner mindset about Tha Experiment today?
"NOTICE"
Btw, this is just a random collective Raw Call-Out 'without any specific order' for a few steemians I've seen have had previously a 'worth to know' opinion about this very same topic.
And for me, of course.. a fantastic occasion to find & meet new like-minded people to follow also. :)
On the wicked side; yes ¿Why Not? also explore deeper about the maturity of the #steemit platform as for confirm if #steemians will get some sort of notification on their profiles when you hurl massive nicknames mentions like this one on any place of this website.
¡Evil! ¿Right? LoL

like mutch the mus'hic: That's Just The Way It Is!

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