In South Africa we make a bong from a 2 litre coke bottle and a bucket of water, with the top of a empty deordrant spray can as your bowl! Cut bottom of bottle off, secure bowl to the top with some sort of sealant like Prestik (whatever that may be in USA), place weed in bowl and bottle in water so that it fills up from the bottom obviously, then light the weed as you pull the bottle slowly from the water! Vacuum created pumps smoke into the bottle! Removed bowl and hit that shit! Make a video of that, I dare you! Whilst wearing the bikini obviously, else it will be pointless.